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Imagine hiding these pale, white dongs in secret spots only to have them discovered as glowing, disembodied peckers that float in the night! Enjoy 4 mini, glowing, magnetic dildos, perfect for any playful prank or occasion! Each one can stand upright, making them a versatile addition to your adult novelty collection. Looking for a laugh? Magnetic Snap-On Peckers are here to add some cheeky fun to your space. These little peckers attach to most metal surfaces, so stick them wherever you like, and they’ll stay put. Whether it’s an office prank, a bachelor or bachelorette party, or just a giggle-worthy present, these items promise a good time. Crafted from premium silicone, they’re durable and body-safe.

Whether you’re showing off your naughty side or playing a joke, these little peckers are perfect for spicy decor or harmless pranks! Stick them onto nearly any metal item and they’ll stay put until take off! Decorate cars, bikes, refrigerators, office cabinets, desks, lamps, and even hats or clothing that has metal on it! These are so easy to put on and take off and are guaranteed to make someone laugh with surprise!

Measurements: Each dildo is 1.6 inches Length x 1.1 inches Width x 0.9 inches Height

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: White, Green

Note: For novelty use only.

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Enjoy 4 mini dildos, perfect for any playful prank or occasion. Each one can stand upright, making them a versatile addition to your adult novelty collection. Looking for a laugh? Magnetic Snap-On Peckers are here to add some cheeky fun to your space. These little peckers attach to most metal surfaces, so stick them wherever you like, and they’ll stay put. Whether it’s an office prank, a bachelor or bachelorette party, or just a giggle-worthy present, these items promise a good time. Crafted from premium silicone, they’re durable and body-safe.

Whether you’re showing off your naughty side or playing a joke, these little peckers are perfect for spicy decor or harmless pranks! Stick them onto nearly any metal item and they’ll stay put until take off! Decorate cars, bikes, refrigerators, office cabinets, desks, lamps, and even hats or clothing that has metal on it! These are so easy to put on and take off and are guaranteed to make someone laugh with surprise!

Measurements: Each dildo is 1.6 inches Length x 1.1 inches Width x 0.9 inches Height

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Light

Note: For novelty use only.

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Experience unparalleled satisfaction with our Dark Pearl Inflatable Plug, designed with two ribbed, tapered panels on either side of a bulb that inflates to offer you ultimate pleasure. This premium plug expands from 4.3 inches in length and 1.9 inches in diameter to an impressive 4.1 inches in length and 4.5 inches in diameter. Control your experience with the battery-operated remote that works up to 32 feet away, providing 3 speeds and 7 vibration patterns that buzz on either side of the pearl-shaped, inflatable center. Not only do enjoy variety, you get serious rumbling vibrations from dual motors! Safety is ensured with a slow-release valve and removable hose. Crafted from body-safe, phthalate-free silicone, this plug is splashproof and rechargeable via USB. All metal components are nickel-free for your peace of mind.

You lube up the plug after warming yourself up to receive. You gently push it inside, taking your time, and finally it pops inside. The unusual shape makes it so you have to grip it carefully and make sure both sides get in at the same time, but the ridges along the plug feels extraordinary! You start getting your derriere used to the feeling by turning on the vibration; the rumbling vibes relax your muscles and turn you on. Then you slowly start to squeeze the hand-pump. You feel the pearl-shaped bulb inflating, slowly adding pressure, and you stop when it’s almost too much. An adjustment using the release valve lets you get it to the perfect size. Then you detach the hose and you’re all set to play!

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This pastel colored unicorn horn has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

On a long walk through a forest, you decide to step away from the road and take the path less traveled. The brush is thick and vines wind up the trees to mix with moss and dew. The mist is thick and low but there’s something calling you, as if a whisper moan on the wind, an echoing sound that wakens yearning in your loins. Excitement rises as the mist clears and you see a clearing. Your heart nearly jumps into your throat as you see the most beautiful and mythical creature of them all; a unicorn of legend! Their pelt shimmers, iridescent in the soft haze of dispersed light, a silver glow hangs around them like a veil. They turn their head to face you and your eyes meet for a moment that feels like eternity. In a flash, the haze blurs and they’ve transformed into a man, the twisted horn on their head now between their thighs. You realize now they were calling you and you did not discover them; they let you find them. Their heavy dong hangs low between their legs and swings from side to side as they confidently stride towards you. Tall, strong and lean, they take you in their arms, their gaze piercing your soul, and the horn soon to pierce your wet and lustful loins.

Measurements: Overall: 3.1 inches x 1.3 inches x 1.3 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Purple, blue, orange

Note: For novelty use only.

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This Fire Demon dong has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

You pull up the rug in your room. Beneath it is a five pointed star inside a protection circle and sigils. As you set the candles and give offerings of lamb’s blood, salt and the name of a ruling angel in a cypher. As you strip naked and cover yourself in a robe, you begin to call out the names of protection, then call out the fire demon Samael’s name, and as you light a match and throw it into a bowl of lamb’s blood to set it aflame, you bind the demon to you. Louder and louder you chant until the fire burns high and bright! Then all the lights turn off in your room and the fire is snuffed. A spark of cold, blue light crackles in the center of the circle, and then with a FLASH the demon appears! You stumble and your foot scuffs the floor, breaking the ring. The demon smiles, his mouth full of fire, and says, “Oh silly human… You really should’ve been more careful.” The last thing you hear before he leaves the circle and pounces on top of you is the ripping of your clothing and the low growl in his chest as he takes you!

Measurements: Overall: 2.8 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.2 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Red, black

Note: For novelty use only.

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This green Cockness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

At twilight, the sun hits the water just right. You’re boating out on the water and know you should return, but the way the water glitters as the sun sets is too beautiful and you’ve stayed out later than you should. You know these waters, there aren’t supposed to be mysteries or surprises but a strange fog has rolled in and the mists hang heavy and low over the water’s surface. You see a ripple in the water and the hair on the back of your neck stands up. Something bumps the bottom of your boat and rocks it so you nearly fall over. Panicked, you grab the oars and begin to paddle back to shore. It’s too late! Another bump and you’ve fallen into the water! As you gasp for breath, your arms and legs thrashing to keep your head above water, something wraps around you! Instead of drowning you, a head lifts up out of the water and looks you right in the eye. Your heartbeat speeds up and you stop breathing, terrified. It holds you right above the water, but then the head disappears and you look around, frightened and confused, wondering where it went. Then suddenly you feel teeth ripping at your clothing and before you can stop it, you’re being penetrated! You want to stop it, but every ridge and bump shocks your body with waves of pleasure!

Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.65 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Green

Note: For novelty use only.

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This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

You’re floating in the open water. It’s a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could’ve been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You’re transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping inside…

Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Blue

Note: For novelty use only.

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This King Cobra snake has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

There’s always been something erotic about the way the serpent moves. Its slithering body moved by countless muscles, winding and sliding along the earth has been mimicked by belly dancers and performers across the world. Countless stories have been told of serpent gods and of the rising Tantric energy of the serpent awakening the mysteries of the unconscious and unknown. So when a magical snake appeared to you in the middle of the night on a trip to Southeast Asia, poised and equally dangerous and inviting, it’s no surprise that you felt both alarmed and aroused. There was something about this creature, something otherworldly in its ethereal gaze. It knew your deepest desires and fantasies. As it slides toward you, your breathing becomes deeper, your body gets hot, and you cannot look away. The serpent has you in its sights and meets your gaze. You begin to sweat, the droplets running down your neck, your chest, your thighs. It was so hot you didn’t wear anything to bed, and now you are naked and vulnerable in front of a mythical creature. Yes, this is no ordinary snake. As it slides between your thighs, you feel energy run through your body, up your spine, and even your fingers tingle. Then it slides inside you and what follows next, there are no words to describe…

Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.6 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Red, black

Note: For novelty use only.

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This Lord Kraken tentacle has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

Big monsters have always enticed you, and as you venture out into the ocean on your ship, you feel your heart quicken with excitement, fear, and desire. After years of studying the lore and mysteries of the deep, you’ve set your sights on the Kraken itself! With a mixture of science and magic, you’ve done everything you can to summon it. As the waves begin to crash against the hull of your ship, you feel the rock back and forth as your whole world tilts. A rough day at sea, nothing more. But then something changes… the sky itself darkens and you hear a crack of thunder moments before the flash of lightning nearly blinds you! As you open your eyes you see it; the Kraken’s long, giant tentacles grab the boat and the rocking suddenly stops! You stand still, bracing yourself, stunned. It’s silent. As you carefully walk towards the edge of the ship and peer over you nearly fall off the boat when a loud, deafening roar erupts from a beast beneath the waves! As you whip around, the water has started to spray and everything is wet. Then you see it; the kraken, personified in a human-like form, just for a moment. It holds effortlessly still as you barely gain your sea legs again. Eyes as deep as the darkest part of the ocean. Skin, perpetually wet and glistening. And arms… at a glance it seems they have them, and after a second they show up as tentacles. You blink again and it’s gone! But before you can think to scream, your entire body is grabbed by a giant tentacle, wrapped around your waist! Another one slips between your thighs, parting them, and the third pushes into your mouth. As you are dragged into the sea, you only feel the rich mixture of fear and pleasure as you feel every tentacle pressing into your most intimate of holes.

Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.8 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Blue, gold

Note: For novelty use only.

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This Hell-Hound beast has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

The Hell-Hound is coming for you, and you can hear their snarling, wet growls, and aching moans. Their teeth are at your throat as they pin you down to breed you, the long, red rocket dripping wet and penetrating your holes. Feel them push you into their long, thick phallus and stretch you, pulling you down to the hilt. See how deep you can get as they knot inside you! Whether you play the Hell-Hound and deliver each fierce stroke yourself, or you ride the dildo hands-free using the suction cup base, enjoy the fantasy delivered with this realistic, Hell-Hound Canine penis!

Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.6 inches x 1.2 inches

Materials: Silicone, metal

Color: Red, black

Note: For novelty use only.

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